the-absolute-funniest-posts:

theclearlydope:

Thought about going to the mall today then this scene flashed into my head. Instead I stayed home and had a glass of whiskey I made from 10 lbs of corn maize and a burlap sack. 

My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!

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candytocondoms:

can we please just acknowledge the fucking mathematical precision behind this

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theinevitablezombieapocalypse:

The Zombie Apocalypse is Inevitable

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tumblebuggie:

[silhouettes in relief] 

animated smoke at work today, felt like doing more =_=

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t3chn0ir:

‘I feel like I can take out the world.’ 

Akira (1988)

mnrart:

had the whole day off, and when I woke up I said to myself “Today Mort! we’re going to get a ton of stuff done!.. and why am I talking to myself?” but my entire day have been just me sitting in my chair doing nothing at all other then drinking soda, and eating cookies. 
what a productive day!

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t3chn0ir:

‘Alright. Hey. Alright. Good job, guys. Let’s just not come in tomorrow. Let’s just take a day. Have you ever tried shawarma? There’s a shawarma joint about two blocks from here. I don’t know what it is, but I wanna try it.’

The Avengers (2012) 

hey-sith-happens:

newlydiscoveredmusicalgeek:

Would you like a TARDIS, miss?

Someone take photoshop away from me, I should be studying….

I CAN’T STOP STARING AT THIS

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